Bald Pussy Cocktail Drink Recipe

Rock Cocktail Glass
Rock Cocktail Glass

Fill a mixing cup with ice shake and strain into a rocks glass full of ice

  1. oz. Midori
  2. oz. Citrus vodka
  3. oz. Triple sec
  4. oz. Blueberry schnapps
  5. splash Roses Lime juice and splash 7up
  6. shake

A tasty mix of sweet and sour ingredients, It’s not for everybody but you should try it at least once.

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169 thoughts on “Bald Pussy Cocktail Drink Recipe

  • July 24, 2008 at 12:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] “Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pussyyyyyy”.

    This guy’s awkward, but he knows his stuff.

  • July 25, 2008 at 1:39 am
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    [..YouTube..] You sound like my health teacher

  • September 1, 2008 at 9:13 pm
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    [..YouTube..] LOL..What a great name. How he can mix these with a straight face beat me.

  • September 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pussssssssssssyyyyy. lmao

  • September 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pussssssssssssyyyyy. lmao

  • November 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm
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    [..YouTube..] It’s normal names, see drink recipes list on internet :p

  • December 12, 2008 at 12:07 am
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    [..YouTube..] Yeah, but who knows about or ever drinks these drinks.

  • December 17, 2008 at 1:11 am
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    i like how he says at the end, crazy tasting drink

  • December 17, 2008 at 1:11 am
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    [..YouTube..] i like how he says at the end, crazy tasting drink

  • December 28, 2008 at 1:24 am
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    BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD PUSSSSSSYYY!
    i would never be able to do that staight faced… lmao

  • February 1, 2009 at 3:29 am
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    [..YouTube..] And there we have it, bald pussy

  • February 22, 2009 at 10:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] I wouldn’t be able to do it straight faced either

  • February 26, 2009 at 12:18 am
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    [..YouTube..] No, forget I said that… I’ll have a hairy pussy. Oh, I guess it is the same thing but with stronger character. Just trim it a little on the Midori. You make that drink real nice and I’ll surely follow it with large Cum Shot.

    These names have to stop men… I now we think about pussy 24/7 but I can’t order this retarded shit on a table without some damn preamble.

    It reminds me of the old Cuban chocolate and coconut dessert “Mojon de Negro” (Negro’s piece of shit), no shit.

  • March 5, 2009 at 11:07 am
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    lol he’s so uncomfortable saying pussy

  • September 27, 2009 at 11:59 pm
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    would have to pop my collar to order this

  • June 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm
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    [..YouTube..] I dont think I’ve laughed that hard FOREVER!! lol. “a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pusssssy” can you say AWKWARD?? XD

  • August 2, 2010 at 3:10 am
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    Hi great article thanks for sharing. What effects would you get from the ingredients in 'Pussy' energy/herbal drink?

  • September 10, 2010 at 1:52 am
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    [..YouTube..] How do you make a Hairy Pussy?

  • September 20, 2010 at 11:34 am
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    [..YouTube..] i love bald pussy’s :3 wait are we talking about drinks???????????

  • November 26, 2010 at 3:35 am
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    [..YouTube..] Is that really what bald pussy tastes like?

  • November 26, 2010 at 3:35 am
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    [..YouTube..] Is that really what bald pussy tastes like????

  • November 26, 2010 at 3:35 am
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    [..YouTube..] Is that really what bald??? pussy tastes like?

  • November 26, 2010 at 3:35 am
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    [..YouTube..] Is that really what bald pussy tastes??? like?

  • November 26, 2010 at 3:35 am
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    [..YouTube..] Is that??? really what bald pussy tastes like?

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super??? sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out.??? good luck with your hangover!

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck??? with your hangover!

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing??? to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

  • March 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
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    It should have had some tuna as a garnish.

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found??? it.omg..

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one??? guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said??? :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

  • July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @memyself2k add orange zest. lol???

  • July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @memyself2k add??? orange zest. lol

  • July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @memyself2k add orange zest.??? lol

  • July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    add orange zest. lol

  • July 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm
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    refreshing pussy

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to??? hear an old man say PUSSY!?

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!????

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear??? an old man say PUSSY!?

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How??? Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    [..YouTube..] “sugar in different densities”. I love that part.

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    [..YouTube..] “sugar in different densities”. I love that part.???

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    [..YouTube..] “sugar in different densities”.??? I love that part.

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    [..YouTube..] “sugar in different densities”. ??? I love that part.

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    [..YouTube..] “sugar??? in different densities”. I love that part.

  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    “sugar in different densities”. I love that part.

  • August 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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    Hey; crazy tasting drink.

  • August 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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    If I had a green bald pussy, I’d check for STDs first.

  • September 1, 2011 at 7:49 pm
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    “And we have a bald pussy, crazy tasting!!”

  • September 13, 2011 at 1:49 am
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    too funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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    [..YouTube..] glad you enjoyed the video

  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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    [..YouTube..] glad??? you enjoyed the video

  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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    [..YouTube..] glad you enjoyed the video???

  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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    glad you enjoyed the video

  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    [..YouTube..] wet pussy shots are better mmmmm delicious 🙂

  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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  • September 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm
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    I just came here cause it said bald pussy.

  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that??? shake

  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick??? shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake??? my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a??? sign of the uneducated

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0??? lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a sign??? of the uneducated

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano so half america is uneducated or what ???

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano so??? half america is uneducated or what ???

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano so half??? america is uneducated or what ???

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano so half america is uneducated??? or what ???

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano so half america??? is uneducated or what ???

  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    so half america is uneducated or what ???

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or??? how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do??? everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth??? out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or??? my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING.??? You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out??? of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before??? you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Permalink

    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix??? in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. ??? I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love??? these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing??? and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but??? have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… ??? When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… When’s the last??? time you actually tended bar?

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… ??? When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    Respond to this video… When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

  • October 24, 2011 at 5:47 am
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    [..YouTube..] You’re right, you’re right. The last time i tended bar was way back… Whoops! last night. Now, I must admit, I have no formal training like your school gives. I DO, however, care enough about my job to use fresh juices, and bitters in cocktails that call for them. and i don’t wipe my nose in front of guests. Do us all a favor and try to care a litle bit about your career.

  • October 24, 2011 at 5:47 am
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    You’re right, you’re right. The last time i tended bar was way back… Whoops! last night. Now, I must admit, I have no formal training like your school gives. I DO, however, care enough about my job to use fresh juices, and bitters in cocktails that call for them. and i don’t wipe my nose in front of guests. Do us all a favor and try to care a litle bit about your career.

  • March 1, 2012 at 11:55 pm
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    can you do a wet pussy cocktail?

  • March 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How does it feel to be perfect?

  • March 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm
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    How does it feel to be perfect?

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