Bald Pussy Cocktail Drink Recipe

Rock Cocktail Glass
Rock Cocktail Glass

Fill a mixing cup with ice shake and strain into a rocks glass full of ice

  1. oz. Midori
  2. oz. Citrus vodka
  3. oz. Triple sec
  4. oz. Blueberry schnapps
  5. splash Roses Lime juice and splash 7up
  6. shake

A tasty mix of sweet and sour ingredients, It’s not for everybody but you should try it at least once.

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180 thoughts on “Bald Pussy Cocktail Drink Recipe

  • July 24, 2008 at 12:41 am
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    [..YouTube..] “Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pussyyyyyy”.

    This guy’s awkward, but he knows his stuff.

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  • September 1, 2008 at 9:13 pm
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    [..YouTube..] LOL..What a great name. How he can mix these with a straight face beat me.

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  • September 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pussssssssssssyyyyy. lmao

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  • December 16, 2008 at 12:39 am
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    i think that these crazy named drinks are ones that students from this bar school make up to graduate or whatever cause i’ve never heard of ’em

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  • December 16, 2008 at 12:39 am
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    [..YouTube..] i think that these crazy named drinks are ones that students from this bar school make up to graduate or whatever cause i’ve never heard of ’em

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  • December 17, 2008 at 1:11 am
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    [..YouTube..] i like how he says at the end, crazy tasting drink

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  • December 28, 2008 at 1:24 am
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    BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD PUSSSSSSYYY!
    i would never be able to do that staight faced… lmao

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  • February 26, 2009 at 12:18 am
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    [..YouTube..] No, forget I said that… I’ll have a hairy pussy. Oh, I guess it is the same thing but with stronger character. Just trim it a little on the Midori. You make that drink real nice and I’ll surely follow it with large Cum Shot.

    These names have to stop men… I now we think about pussy 24/7 but I can’t order this retarded shit on a table without some damn preamble.

    It reminds me of the old Cuban chocolate and coconut dessert “Mojon de Negro” (Negro’s piece of shit), no shit.

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  • June 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm
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    [..YouTube..] I dont think I’ve laughed that hard FOREVER!! lol. “a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald pusssssy” can you say AWKWARD?? XD

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  • July 1, 2010 at 9:51 am
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    [..YouTube..] @ThriLLerQueen1989 FUNNY THING IS I WAS LOOKING HOW TO MAKE A WET PUSSY DRINK CUZ I WAS WITH MY GIRLS AND WE ALWAYS WENT TO THIS ON BAR AND I SAID CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING SWEET SHE WAS LIKE HERE THESE ARE WET PUSSY WE WERE LIKE OMG BUT DAMN THAT ARE THE BEST AND WE ALWAYS GOT THEM WHEN WE GO THERE NOW IM GOING OUT TO A CLUB AND I SOOOOO DONT WANT TO ASK FOR A WET PUSSY PLUS THE DRINK IS PINK

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  • September 20, 2010 at 11:34 am
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    [..YouTube..] i love bald pussy’s :3 wait are we talking about drinks???????????

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super??? sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out.??? good luck with your hangover!

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck??? with your hangover!

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    [..YouTube..] this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing??? to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    this drink sounds retarded. four super sweet ingredients with nothing to balance it out. good luck with your hangover!

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  • February 22, 2011 at 10:43 pm
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    he sounded really excited makin dis drink…

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found??? it.omg..

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one??? guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    [..YouTube..] i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said??? :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

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  • April 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm
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    i saw many videos with awkward names.one guy said :”make a drink with the name pussy.” here i found it.omg..

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  • July 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
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    add orange zest. lol

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  • July 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm
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    refreshing pussy

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to??? hear an old man say PUSSY!?

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!????

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How Many people clicked this video to hear??? an old man say PUSSY!?

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] How??? Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

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  • August 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
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    How Many people clicked this video to hear an old man say PUSSY!?

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  • August 17, 2011 at 11:33 am
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    “sugar in different densities”. I love that part.

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  • August 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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    Hey; crazy tasting drink.

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  • August 23, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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    If I had a green bald pussy, I’d check for STDs first.

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  • September 1, 2011 at 7:49 pm
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    “And we have a bald pussy, crazy tasting!!”

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  • September 13, 2011 at 1:49 am
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    too funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • September 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
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    glad you enjoyed the video

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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    [..YouTube..] wet pussy shots are better mmmmm delicious 🙂

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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    [..YouTube..] wet pussy shots are??? better mmmmm delicious 🙂

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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    [..YouTube..] wet pussy shots are better mmmmm??? delicious 🙂

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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    [..YouTube..] wet??? pussy shots are better mmmmm delicious 🙂

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  • September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    wet pussy shots are better mmmmm delicious 🙂

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  • September 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm
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    I just came here cause it said bald pussy.

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  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

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  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that??? shake

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  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake my dick??? shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

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  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    [..YouTube..] that wasn’t a shake??? my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

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  • October 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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    that wasn’t a shake my dick shakes more when it sleeps than that shake

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a??? sign of the uneducated

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0??? lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @EliteAssassin0 lewd comments and profanity are a sign??? of the uneducated

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    [..YouTube..] lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

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  • October 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm
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    lewd comments and profanity are a sign of the uneducated

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  • October 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
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    so half america is uneducated or what ???

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or??? how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do??? everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth??? out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or??? my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:45 pm
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    Nah, leaving vermouth out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking Boston Shaker, calling it “shaking.” It’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you think you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos or how long I’ve been behind the stick, please remember to stop bartending.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING.??? You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out??? of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before??? you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @jtiano Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix??? in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

    Reply
  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

    Reply
  • October 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
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    Nah. Leaving bitters out of a Manhattan is uneducated. As is using sour mix in a daiquiri. And gently rocking a Boston shaker, calling it “shaking.” Those are all uneducated. See, it’s not just that you do everything wrong, it’s that you proclaim you’re doing it right. And before you ask for my qualifications or my own videos, please remember to STOP BARTENDING. You’re just… bad at it, man. Really, really bad. Watch an Eben Freeman or Marian Beke video, and get good. Cause you’re shit.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. ??? I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love??? these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing??? and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] @NoNewScreenNames Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but??? have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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    Dear fans another comment by an expert who know nothing and obvious has no manners. I love these comments from home bartenders who think that they know everything but have never been behind a real bar.

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… ??? When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… When’s the last??? time you actually tended bar?

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    [..YouTube..] Respond to this video… ??? When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

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  • October 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm
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    Respond to this video… When’s the last time you actually tended bar?

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  • October 24, 2011 at 5:47 am
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    [..YouTube..] You’re right, you’re right. The last time i tended bar was way back… Whoops! last night. Now, I must admit, I have no formal training like your school gives. I DO, however, care enough about my job to use fresh juices, and bitters in cocktails that call for them. and i don’t wipe my nose in front of guests. Do us all a favor and try to care a litle bit about your career.

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  • October 24, 2011 at 5:47 am
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    You’re right, you’re right. The last time i tended bar was way back… Whoops! last night. Now, I must admit, I have no formal training like your school gives. I DO, however, care enough about my job to use fresh juices, and bitters in cocktails that call for them. and i don’t wipe my nose in front of guests. Do us all a favor and try to care a litle bit about your career.

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  • March 1, 2012 at 11:55 pm
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    can you do a wet pussy cocktail?

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  • March 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm
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    How does it feel to be perfect?

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  • August 19, 2012 at 5:41 am
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    those who cant critique and not in a good way im sure hed like to have a mortar and pestle blender etc etc but in the buisness world syrups and so fourth are acceptable especially when time is of the essence and he showed you a quick guide to a drink why did any of you search this if your all experts anyway or are you guys just haters?

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  • August 31, 2012 at 9:03 pm
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    I LOVE BLAD PUSSY…… wait we talking about the Drink

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  • September 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm
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    Yes we are talking about a drink thanks for stating the obvious.

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